styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

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whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

loser

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  • Parent:what does a cow say?
  • Baby:"moo!"
  • Parent:yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby:"baah!"
  • Parent:yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby:*whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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