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adeadqueen:

pagingdoctortennant:

adeadqueen:

my mother is turning 48633645yrs old tomorrow

Mine too

whta a coidnecne!!

Can you not

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    Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

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adeadqueen:

my mother is turning 48633645yrs old tomorrow

Mine too

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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lamborgayhni:

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

I miss being human

i didnt realise you were talking about the tv show for a second and was like the fuck have you turned into oh my god

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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